Ursus H. Bear Mi Home Page

Welcomme to mi Home Page.
I like choclet and hunny and travilling.

Mi motto

"WHEN THE GOING GITS TUFF, THE TUFF EAT CHOCLET"

Kontents

 wurk imfomation

 hot linkz list

 Mi uniforms

 Mi partiez and piqniqs

 Mi wuldwide pikturs

 sum of mi relativs

 biographik imformation

 mi wildlife dichionury

 Current Projekts

  para bears

 personel intrests

  Mi favorite kolors

 Rite to me but pleez don't use long wurds

Mi parties are verry popular wiv my frendz as we have lots of choklet and always cleer up afterwards so nobody knews we've had a party.

Mi burthday

Thank yu to all mi frends for the cards and more than my own weight in hunny and choclet. It took ages to eet it all and was verry nice.

Mi Easter piqniq

Thank yu to mi frend in Copenhagen for the luvley choclet eggs.
Mi bear frendz Apollon and Bingo and I had a really nice party wiv Gurilla and clanger

Bridges are verry important and must be gArded properly

This iz me gArding the Pyrenees

This iz me gArding a pass to Spain in the Pyrenees

This iz me at my European frendz village.

The wild bears here have nice names like Papillon and Chocolat

This iz me gArding a statue

This iz me gArding the Eifle Tower

This iz me on traffic dooty in the Champs Silleeses

This iz me gArding a Canary islan volcano

Pine treez make good sentry postz on steep volcanic footpaths

Amerricun Nationul Parks make it diffiCult to get enuf food

So wi musst keep a good lookout

This iz me gArding a grand canion in Hawaii.
My unifurm iz good at disapeparing in treez

This iz me on rest and rekreation on a military R&R island in the Pasific

This iz me gArding a rok

this iz me gArding a vehkal

This iz me gArding choclet. Vis iz verry important

GArding the continental divide in Wyoming

Sum campers hang their choclete so I ca't reech it

The Infantary iz on duty evne at kristmus

Sumetimez it iz very tuff being a soljer

I have mi frends hoo help me in mi dooties

Sum uvver frends in lundun. This iz purdy, okterpussy, black bear and sheepsy

My frends Gurilla, purdydog, and clanger all think my Gardsmen uniform is verry smart

me on r and r in Floridar

Theez are aquantences who live up in stuckwell.
They are very nauty.
There owners do not now they have a drinking problem. Heres the evedence.

An Ursus Americanus relativ

He burnt his paws burnt in a forest fire. Hees also unhappy becos Peepl gave him a silly name: "Crispy"

A grizzly relativ. An Ursus horribilis. They are wild and do not use toilet paper

This relativ lives in Yosmite. He iz dilinquent and steals food from cars. The Rangers are verry cross wiv him

Sum bears are kept used for experimints. Thjis iz reely horrid. You can get choklet off fur much easier than wiv a wachine massine

Sum army mates

a bear and his frend

A legionnaire and his bear

Anuvver army bear, at Biggin Hill tredhed rally

Very sad, a baby European relativ who died in a rockfall in 2001

Wurd

Explanation

Example

stock

Edible animal that belongs to someone else. If yu eat this and are found out there will be trubble

Bison, cow, sheep

critter

Edible animal that no-one owns. Yu can eat these without trubble

Squirrel, rabbit

bug

Animal that will eat you unless yu swat it first

Mozzie, ant

Hibernating

garding things

Eeting choklet

being cute

Eeting choklet

getting cuddled

Eeting choklet

eeting hunny

Eeting choklet

keeping seecrets