It’s the big silly grin that gives it all away; I think I’ve worked out what to do with an off-road bike and I want one!
Why do I want a KTM 690? Just ~150 kg stated dry weight. Single cylinder so lots of low end power and torque. Handling should tackle anything I want on tarmac or gravel - bit of a reputation as a hooligan bike.
Just someone else’s bike I chanced on in Shepherds Bush.